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the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: NOT this: kids these days are so spoiled when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it Barefoot, in the snow SEVEN MILES. With wolves chasing us Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
zackisontumblr: so this blog just started following me
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
meladoodle: granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost A&F only owns Hollister. Their main competitors are Aero and AE. Hot Topic is it’s own company.
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
travelviatardis: I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
illalwaysbeherenomatterwhat: dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “ WHAT
jessicalovesrainbows: ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG omfg every single freaking time
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
surendranauth: Have you ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in your kitchen and it’s just like what the fuck how long have I lived here again.
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
corncop: people are following me probably thinking im cool truth is you are completely right
nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want