It Is Now My Duty To Completely Drain You.

benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:42:03 -0400

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwif...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:30 -0400

padfootandprongles:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other

meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:44:46 -0400

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:40:03 -0400

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:20:12 -0400

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:07:06 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

NOT this:

kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

SEVEN MILES.

With wolves chasing us

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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dirrty-pop: Don’t Speak / No Doubt / Tragic Kingdom / 1995 No...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:56:19 -0400

dirrty-pop:

Don’t Speak / No Doubt / Tragic Kingdom / 1995

No Doubt’s Archive / Archivo de No Doubt

http://dirrty-pop.tumblr.com/

from-the-stone-to-the-hallows: hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:m...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:48:55 -0400

from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:

That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:43:08 -0400

mylastnameis-swallow: anotherchelsea: rebelyell101: lambency: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:05 -0400

mylastnameis-swallow:

anotherchelsea:

rebelyell101:

lambency:

Oh man what I love about this scene is they actually recruited Disney Animators for this one sequence. The animators were thrilled to be able to do it and the producers for Family Guy were just BLOWN away at the length of detail the animators put in to this one sequence.

This is amazing

But why does meg have tentacles.

And isn’t she SMALLER than Chris….

you obviously don’t understand Family Guy…

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:00 -0400

zackisontumblr: so this blog just started following me

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:03 -0400

zackisontumblr:

so this blog just started following me

What I think when kids in my class read

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:19:47 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

meladoodle: granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:17:14 -0400

meladoodle:

granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’

seamade: If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:20 -0400

seamade:

If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:26 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:35 -0400

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl